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情報商材アフィリエイトの極意
管理人のRyu-Gです。




アフィリエイトをやっていくなかで

継続させなければいけないものをお伝えします。






■■ アフィリエイトで継続させるもの




 「アフィリエイトは継続することが大事」

 これはいろんなブログやメルマガでも言われていて
 だれでも一度は聞いたことがあると思います。




 耳にタコの人もいるでしょう(笑)




 特に、メルマガやブログは
 結果が出るまでは多少時間がかかりますので

 絶対に継続させることが必要になります。




 結果が出る前に辞めてしまう人も多いんですが
 ほんとにもったいないです。

 始めたのなら稼いでやりましょうよ。




 で、今日は

 継続って何を継続するのかという話です。




 記事を書き続けるとか、コメント回りするとか
 無料レポートを作るとかは
 
 当たり前のことなんですが
 もう少し掘り下げてお話すると




 コンセプトやスタンスを継続させてください。




 アフィリエイトは継続できているけど

 コンセプトやスタンスが継続できてない人は
 かなり多くいますよ。




 しかも、自分では気づかない場合もあるので

 しっかり意識しておく必要があります。




 まずコンセプトとは
 
 自分のブログやメルマガが
 どういう情報を発信しているかということ。




 これ、しっかり決めてますよね?




 コンセプトが決まっていないと

 読者さんがどんな情報をくれるのかがわからず
 続けて読んでくれないということになります。





 で、Ryu-Gの場合は

 「ブログとメルマガの情報商材アフィリエイト」
 というコンセプトで

 1年以上、ほぼブログとメルマガに関する
 情報を配信してきました。




 その結果、ブログとメルマガをやっている人が

 読んでくれるようになったんですね。




 これがもし、コンセプトを継続できなくて

 急にPPCなんかの情報を配信したらどうでしょう?




 読まれなくなりますよね?

 読者さんが欲しいのは
 ブログやメルマガの情報なわけですから。




 コンセプトが継続できないと

 こういう事が起こるわけですね。




 もうひとつのスタンス。




 スタンスとは、姿勢や態度という意味で

 アフィリエイトに対する姿勢、
 読者さんに対する姿勢ということ。




 簡単に言えば、キャラクターですね。




 読者さんにこういう人だということを
 認識してもらうことで

 信頼などが芽生えてきます。




 これがスタンスがコロコロ変わってしまうと

 読者さんからは信頼されません。




 ブログとメルマガで違うとか
 本文と編集後記で違うとかはまだいいんです。

 ギャップを作るという意味では。




 ただ、同じ場所で変わるというのはよくありません。





 これはネットに限らず、現実でもそうですよね。

 言うことがコロコロ変わる人は
 信頼できませんよね。

 それといっしょです。




 このコンセプトとスタンスは

 特に読者さんが少なかったり
 まだ稼げていないうちは継続させることが大事です。




 稼げるようになり実績があれば
 多少変えても読者さんがついてきますが

 実績がないうちにやると
 読者さんを混乱させて振り回すだけです。




 コンセプトとスタンスは

 信念を持って継続させていきましょう^^ 






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こんばんは

ご訪問ありがとうございます。

ブランディングなんですね。

はっきりとした自分の色 差別化しっかり

身につけたいですね。

心を込めて応援いたします。

投稿者:hayatokeiko |2009年8月 1日 23:20

はじめまして、
こんばんは!
セイカです。

ブログへのご訪問と
丁寧なコメントありがとうございました。

コンセプトとスタンスを
ずれないように注意しないと
いろいろ情報が耳に入って
記事にしてしまって・・・。

注意しないといけないですね。

それではまた来ますね♪
応援ぽち!させていただきました。

Ryu-Gさん、こんばんわぁ~!

ご訪問と応援、
ありがとうございます!!

どんな事でも継続する事は
大事ですねぇ~!

コンセプトとスタンス
気をつけたいと思います!!

応援なのです!(○´ω`○)ノ

投稿者:今日からアフィリエイト・みぃ |2009年8月 2日 02:47

Ryu=Gさん、こんばんワ(^ ^

いつの間にか違うことをやっていたのでは
確かに継続にはならないですネ(^ ^;

応援デス☆!

投稿者:リニューアルもうすぐ…☆マカロン |2009年8月 2日 04:28

おはようございます^^

アフィリエイト戦略家 maxです。


そうですよね。


ただ、継続するだけじゃあ
意味ありませんよね。

ちゃんと自分のスタイルを
貫かないといけませんよね^^


応援済みです^^

投稿者:max@その特典は反則じゃ!? |2009年8月 2日 05:01

こんにちは!こちえです。
ブログへのご訪問&温かなコメントをありがとうございます。

一貫したスタンスがないと
記事ごとに混乱させてしまうなんてことに
確かになりますよね。

信念持ってがんばります。^^

今日も心を込めて応援済みです!

投稿者:こちえ@アフィリで稼ぐ知恵袋 |2009年8月 2日 10:47

Ryu-Gさんこんにちは^^ TKCです^^

コメントありがとうございました^^

すっきりしてて見やすいブログですね^^

参考にさせていただかなくては・・

それでは応援ぽちっ☆

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